Even in video games I can’t bring myself to choose any of the rude/mean talking options.
He’s back! Welcome back, calming cat. You are always welcome here.
Everyone should know of calming cat.
This is actually really good for anxiety
which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner
tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions
It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.
WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast
How do you Americans pay for college seriously holy shit it’s expensive
With tears and blood. Also they own us for approximately 40 years. Usually more.
I abhor people who say that those who use curse words don’t have an extensive vocabulary
That is unequivocally the most asinine statement I’ve heard, and I’m fucking offended by your fatuous attempts to attack my intelligence based on my parlance
You rude piece of shit
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast
yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women
"men don’t ever face sexism."
wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism