“When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them.” — Lemony Snicket, Horseradish (via wordsnquotes)

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girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses.

That’s a martini glass.

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery.

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

jawnthetimelord:

onlyarandomwhovian:

tsarbucks:

phdix:

phdix:

hey kids, wanna hear a spooky story?

the college application process

financial aid offices

COMMON APP ERRORS

TAXES

A D U L T H O O D

[SCREAMING]

(Source: whackdonalds, via oberynmartellsparamore)

womptacular:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:

the big bang theory is not a smart comedy. it relies on cliches and stereotypes that are offensive to everyone they reflect. there is little to no originality in any storyline or relationship.

the funniest thing about this show is that people compare it to 30 rock, parks and rec, louie, veep, etc

there is a difference between a smart show and a show that happens to have nerds on it.

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Posted 1 day ago (originally womptacular) + 12,753 notes

icychaoss:

Getting bad again for no reason after you’ve been so happy for a long time is literally one of the worst feelings ever

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Posted 3 days ago (originally icychaoss) + 180,476 notes

babyspeight:

restlesslochness:

natnovna:

"obama is fuckin up"

true 

"should have voted for the other guy"

FALSE 

No. We should have voted for the other guy you twats. Were all fucking doomed now.

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Posted 4 days ago (originally natnovna) + 111,665 notes

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via starkid-nerdfighter)

(Source: m0xt, via halfanightmare)

Posted 6 days ago (originally m0xt) + 59,811 notes

hauntbear:

here’s a little song i like to call “i cherish our friendship so i won’t tell u i would totally have sex with you if you asked”

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Posted 6 days ago (originally hauntbear) + 48,633 notes

allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

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