sexternal:

cknd:

Adults complaining about the younger generation are really just saying their generation did a shitty job raising their kids.

Someone said it

(Source: CKND, via oberynmartellsparamore)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally cknd) + 95,330 notes

elderleaves:

paperstreet-soapcompany:

a moment of silence for the english teachers that have to read angsty 13 year old creative writing

a moment of silence for the university professors that have to read what amounts to the same basic thing, now with 50% more grammar and syntax and 100% more pretention

(via oberynmartellsparamore)

the-bad-wolf-bitch:

winterlark:

if being 100% gay is playing for the other team then i’d like to imagine being pansexual as playing for every team. you just sort of run around between the in and outfields juggling the extra balls and sit a couple innings in the audience eating a hotdog and eventually everyone starts to question whether you even know how to play baseball or not

Nailed it.

(via oberynmartellsparamore)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally winterlark) + 127,014 notes

vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

cara-phernelia:

"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

bifacts:

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

(via i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much)

Posted 1 hour ago (originally bifacts) + 14,892 notes

reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

(via agentsnickers)

Posted 3 hours ago (originally lyricalred) + 59,953 notes

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

(Source: moseby, via mercydean)

Posted 3 hours ago (originally moseby) + 381,215 notes