*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god
Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed
I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES
dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS
When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.
Perfect gif is perfect
see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?